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ವಾಸ್ತವವಾದರೂ,ತಮಾಷೆಗಾಗಿ
Once a man went to a Veterinary Doctor and said:
Doctor I have come on vacation for a month so that I can get myself treated fully within this period.
Doctor: I think you should go to the Doctor opposite to my clinic, see that board.
Man: No, Doctor, I have come to you only
Doctor: But, gentleman I am a Veterinary Doctor. I am an animal specialist. I do not treat human beings.
Man: I know, Doctor very well and that is why I have come to you only..
Doctor: I can not, because you speak like me, think like me, talk like me which means you are a human being and not an animal.
Man: I know I am a human but listen to my complaints first:
Doctor: OK. Tell me.
Man:
I sleep like dog thinking about my work load whole night.
I get up in the morning like a horse
I go to work running like a deer
I work all the day in my lab like a donkey
I keep on planning for new projects and thesis like a fox
I run around for 12 months like a bull without any holidays.
I wag my tail in front of all my superiors
Doctor: are you a Research Scholar?
Man: Yes !!
Doctor: Instead of telling this long history you should have told me in the beginning itself that you are a Research Scholar. Come man, no one can treat you better than me.
( ಅಫಿದಾವಿತ್ : ಗೆಳೆಯರೊಬ್ಬರು ಹೇಳಿದ್ದನ್ನು ಹಾಗೆಯೇ ಭಟ್ಟಿ ಇಳಿಸಿದ್ದೇನೆ ಖ)ಡಿತವಾಗಿಯೂ ಇದು ನನ್ನ ಸ್ವ೦ತದ್ದಲ್ಲ)